I have something to tell you. You're probably not going to like it. You might want to sit down.
It's about your website for your business.
You see, I've combed through it and to be honest, I couldn't find what I was looking for. And I tried. I really did.
The thing is, I've seen your business. It's freaking amazing. You do awesome things. But your website doesn't reflect that at all. Shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll make sure your new website reflects how awesome you and your business are. It'll be like the makeover scene from every 90's romantic comedy movie you've seen.
PS. You out there with the website that auto-plays music. I can't handle it. Please make it stop.